As a cryonicist, it feels good to have some kind of hedge against death, even if it’s not perfect. It’s much better than your hedge against death being a big invisible alpha male in the sky who talks to us in our heads.
For me, it’s easy to fantasize that if I happen to be hit and killed by a truck tomorrow, someone will quickly notice my cryonics necklace, call up Alcor, a heroic field technician will give me a heparin injection (to prevent clotting), quickly whisk me away to a hospital, where I am pronounced dead, packed with ice, and shipped to Scottsdale for an effective cryonic suspension.
However, such a suspension would probably be considered seriously suboptimal. My blood would be clotted and my tissue would be swollen. According to the Alcor FAQ:
Standby is the process in which cryonics personnel are deployed and waiting near the bedside of a patient at serious risk of death. The purpose of Standby and a Standby Team is to take prompt action to restore blood circulation, administer protective medications, and start rapid cooling when the heart stops beating. This is critically important to achieve a good cryopreservation. Alcor attempts to provide Standby when needed to all members in the U.S. and Canada through its Comprehensive Member Standby Program.
One of the most important things is ensuring that the whole process begins before blood begins to clot. Why? Because the circulatory system is used to get the vitrifying agent into the patient’s body, which prevents crystal formation during the cooldown phase. If it’s clotted up, the vitrification process is ruined, and you have to go with what is called a “straight freeze”.
Under Alcor’s somewhat recent (five years old) Comprehensive Member Standby policy, monthly fees for Alcor memberships were increased by just $10.00, giving the member “standby coverage worth $35,000 or more that would otherwise have to be paid during a time of need or through pre-funding.” There is also $5,000 worth of coverage available for relocation assistance to Scottsdale, an opportunity worth taking advantage of if you have any serious doubts about your health.
Because of all the difficulties inherent in cryonics, it is definitely worth pursuing room-temperature neuropreservation, though I’m sure that process would necessitate a fresh brain as well.
Anyway, the message of this is, if you are really sick or in any danger of spontaneous death, be sure to get on Standby right away! I know a few stories of people signed up for cryonics who underwent sub-par (perhaps irrecoverable) cryopreservations because they were too lazy or stubborn to leave their houses and go under closer monitoring.
Your neural-encoded memories turning into a nutritious sludge for microbial growth — don’t let it happen to you! Your brain is not a petri dish, and should not be treated as one, even after metabolism ceases.
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