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Top 10 Immortality Quotes

  • I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen
  • That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. — H.P. Lovecraft, The Nameless City
  • He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. — Joseph Heller
  • Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. — George Bernard Shaw
  • Do not go gently into that good night. Old age should burn and rage at the close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. — Dylan Thomas
  • Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it. — William Somerset Maugham
  • We loose vitality, creativity, flexibility, energy, even personal health as we age. This is not a feature, this is a bug. — Eliezer Yudkowsky
  • The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. — Frank Lloyd Wright
  • Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever. — Riker, Star Trek: Generations
  • Here’s what happens when you die – you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens. — Howard Stern

Top 10 Frequently Asked Questions About Immortality

  • What about overpopulation?
    Stay mortal and have kids, or be immortal and childfree. Your choice.
  • What about boredom?
    Only boring people get bored. You’re one of those boring people, are you? Boredom is a lame excuse (see AskANinja.com, Question 25).
  • What if I don’t want to live forever?
    Hey, no problem. You can kill yourself anytime you want.
  • What about God’s plan?
    Sorry, there is no god. And even if there is, his plan sucks.
  • What about nature and being natural?
    Trying to overcome nature IS natural to humans.
  • What if it doesn’t work, or something goes wrong?
    Well, then you die, like you would have died anyway. Nothing to lose by trying.
  • What about losing our creativity and memories and stuff?
    Yeah, like you lost your creativity and memories when you were growing up and lost your childhood. Even if that happens, it’s still better than being dead.
  • What if we don’t want to take risks anymore and just play it safe all the time?
    Still better than being dead.
  • What about the poor people who can’t afford the cure?
    Yes, let’s forget it because we all can’t have it instantly. Like clean water and antibiotics.
  • We all die eventually (heat death, blah blah), so why bother?
    You might die tomorrow, so why bother living today? Try answer number 3.