1. Every year, there are fewer bars playing hits from the 70s.
2. Afraid of getting into future accident involving flying cars.
3. Wouldn’t want to disappoint my enemies.
4. Cancellation of Family Guy.
5. Escaping sexless marriage.
6. Wanted to have an ironic gravestone.
7. Trying to be more existentialist.
8. Halo server is down.
9. God made me do it.
10. I have no friends.