Lots of people are into the idea of space travel, but as I’ve remarked before, space is relatively boring and dangerous. Many have an irrational emotional attachment to space, due to Star Trek and other fictional material which many have over-consumed. A glance at the Lifeboat Foundation’s website makes it look like the organization’s primary goal is to create space arks, but this would cost billions of dollars, which I can fairly say our organization will never raise. Instead, the LF’s primary value consists in networking together scientists and thought leaders concerned about extinction risk and occasionally getting them to publish reports.

I was reminded of the great danger of space yesterday when I read about Charles Simonyi, that creepy software developer who recently married someone 32 years younger than him (my age) after his 15-year relationship with Martha Stewart disintegrated, and his latest exploits visiting the International Space Station. What happened?

Officials said the crew, a US astronaut and a Russian cosmonaut, had overridden the spacecraft’s automatic pilots to dock manually after a glitch in an engine caused the Soyuz’s computer to stop the process.

“One of the engines had a fault which the computer considered was serious and it began to move the Soyuz away from the ISS at a rate of one metre per second,” mission control official Vladimir Sovlov told RIA-Novosti news agency.

“We decided not to allow that and asked the crew to intervene. The commander judged the engine was working normally and we authorised him to approach in manual mode, which was carried out successfully.”

The crew checked to ensure there were no leaks in the airlock between the capsule and the space station before the crews of the two vessels joined up, spokesman Valery Lyndin told Interfax news agency.

Um, yeah. This “little issue” reminds me of the sad death of the entire crew of Soyuz 11 in 1971. Looking back at the history of space exploration, 5% of people to launch into space have died from the experience.

I’m not saying that space colonization is a bad idea in general, just that we need radically better safety technology. Molecular nanotechnology (MNT) could offer this, but there are tens of thousands of people wasting their time working on incrementally better space technology instead of working on basic research for MNT that would make space colonization actually viable. That incrementally better space technology they’re working on will still have high error rates that cause our husbands, wives, fathers, mothers, sons, and daughters to perish when they try to launch into orbit.

It is important to remember that space colonization will not solve the “problem” of overpopulation (which isn’t a problem of too many people so much as lack of vertical farming, nuclear fusion, and clean manufacturing processes combined with an observer selection effect of most people living in crowded cities), nor will it solve the problem of extinction risk — deadly microbes could spread into space stations through aid of launches, and superintelligence could easily reach up into space to kill any unwanted challengers. Much of the glamor of space colonization is entirely unwarranted, because the Earth (and our virtual realities) have much room for hundreds of billions more people before things genuinely get overcrowded. (We will carve out sunny worlds underground, for one thing.)

Another appeal of space, I think, is the libertarian fantasy that people would be able to escape the politics and governments of Earth if they went to the Moon. This is silly — the influence of Earth will still extend there, probably more there than to obscure places on the Earth — space will always get tons of media coverage, which attracts political attention in large amounts. Obscurity is achieved through blending in with the environment, which is nigh impossible in space, where the ambient background temperature is extremely low and humans stand out like nuclear explosions on an Antarctic ice sheet.

I predict there will be 3 negative knee-jerk comments to my criticism of juvenile space fantasies based on non-MNT technology. (Adult space fantasies involve sophisticated MNT.) No more, no less.