‘Space headaches’ come out of the blue:

Researchers are calling for space headache to be established as a new secondary disorder after carrying out a study of 17 astronauts, published in the June issue of Cephalalgia.

Their study jettisons the theory that astronauts’ headaches are normally caused by space motion sickness, after showing that more than three-quarters of those studied had no connection.

“Our research shows that space flights may trigger headaches without other space motion sickness symptoms in otherwise super healthy subjects” says lead researcher Dr Alla Vein from Professor Michel Ferrari’s Headache Research team at the Department of Neurology, Leiden University Medical Center, The Netherlands.

Space headaches in “super-healthy” subjects! Just great. If you go up there, enjoy your atrophying muscles, cramped rooms, boredom, cosmic rays, micrometeorites, crappy toilets, foliage-free environment, etc.

Big, air-filled bubbles with self-healing membranes and spinning colonies with artificial gravity. It’s the only way.

Launch costs need to be brought WAY down. J. Storrs Hall’s Space Pier or Brian Wang’s nuclear cannon. Our clique has all the answers, y’know?