Thank you for covering this, Nicholas W! Opener:

BOSTON — Who would have thought it? The quest for eternal life, or at least prolonged youthfulness, has now migrated from the outer fringes of alternative medicine to the halls of Harvard Medical School.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! They thought we were mad! We’ll show them who’s mad!

They forgot to mention the most important stepping stone between alternative medicine and Harvard Medical School — Aubrey de Grey and his supporters. Without him, this never would have happened so soon.