I was doing some research and ran across this story again — Darpa’s loony “Physical Intelligence” initiative. The way that Wired passes along this story with a straight face shows us that the magazine, or at least this blog, the popular Danger Room, is not very reliable or qualified when it comes to science or philosophy. One may recall that I criticized the grant solicitation initiative back when it first hit the news.

There are two absolutely ridiculous elements to the initiative. First is that the text of the solicitation implies that it needs to be concretely demonstrated that intelligence is physical, or that there is any doubt over whether intelligence is or is not physical. Second is this quote:

A central tenet is that intelligence spontaneously evolves as a consequence of thermodynamics in open systems.

No, it doesn’t. Only a computer scientist that has never studied a single piece of the brain would ever even say this. Intelligence is a very precise thing that evolved due to selection pressures over hundreds of millions of years. It doesn’t evolve spontaneously anywhere. The above statement seems to be derived from the pseudo-mystical notion that the universe is imbued with intelligence, and rocks everywhere are just waiting to burst forth with intelligence if we nudge them the right way.

Boltzmann brains are the exception, not the rule.