David Chalmers, one of the world’s most famous philosophers, is now giving talks on the Singularity in venues other than Singularity Summit, so surely this means that it must be time to hurl ad hominem insults at him. At least, that’s what Massimo Pigliucci of Psychology Today seems to think:

David Chalmers is a philosopher of mind, best known for his argument about the difficulty of what he termed the “hard problem” of consciousness, which he typically discusses by way of a thought experiment featuring zombies who act and talk exactly like humans, and yet have no conscious thought (I explained clearly what I think of that sort of thing in my essay on “The Zombification of Philosophy”).

Yesterday I had the pleasure of seeing Chalmers in action live at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York. He didn’t talk about zombies, telling us instead his thoughts about the so-called Singularity, the alleged moment when artificial intelligence will surpass human intelligence, resulting in either all hell breaking loose or the next glorious stage in human evolution — depending on whether you typically see the glass as half empty or half full. The talk made clear to me what Chalmers’ problem is (other than his really bad hair cut): he reads too much science fiction, and is apparently unable to snap out of the necessary suspension of disbelief when he comes back to the real world. Let me explain.

Like Robin Hanson points out, some things in academia are just considered silly, and it is verboten to discuss them. Human-equivalent Artificial Intelligence is of these, because it insults those who are offended by the prospect that their intelligence, creativity, insight, and imagination could all be duplicated by a machine. A journalist recently pointed out (I forget who) that there are now three things that shouldn’t be discussed at dinner parties — politics, religion, and the Singularity. It is really sad that talking about human-level Artificial Intelligence causes Massimo Pigliucci to insult Chalmers’ hair cut, behaving like an angry child. Again with the hair. Chalmers has interesting hair, Pigliucci has the standard old-white-dude-semi-fro-with-receding-hairline hair, therefore anything outside the norm is socially unacceptable and must be insulted.