A few weeks ago Paul Raven at Futurismic picked up my link to David Pearce’s essay “Reprogramming Predators”, which throws out some ideas for preventing things like, oh, I don’t know, hyenas eating off the face and trunk of a living baby elephant stuck in a mud pond. I thought a couple comments on Futurismic were funny.

Chad said:

I couldn’t disagree with this guy more. In fact, I think it is rather ludicrous we could make a change this large and not see disastrous effects on every aspect these creatures lives and ours.

James said:

I couldn’t agree with this guy more. In fact, I think it ludicrous we don’t immediately start working for this change so that we can prevent the disastrous effects the status quo has on these creatures lives and ours.

Funny! The fact of the matter is that wildlife documentaries have brainwashed most of the planet into admiring the powerful grace of predators that Darwinian selection made into ruthless serial killers and torturers. Besides those documentaries, many humans identify with predators because a lot of history has been a zero-sum game where your loss is my gain, and predators are the archetypical example of a winner of a zero-sum game.

As we begin to enter into a positive-sum world (hopefully!), zero sum games will become old. At the risk of being cliche, I will invoke Paul 13:11:

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Our species is childish. We laugh at suffering. But given increased intelligence and compassion, this will not endure forever. If someone is poor and hungry, their morals may be lax, but the well-fed may have enough additional resources to contribute to others. As our economic productivity improves with the assistance of machines, our society will have such great wealth and health that we will begin turning our attention to the “fringe concerns” of today, such as the ongoing slaughter of prey animals by predators. In vitro meat will eliminate the need for the mass murder of animals for food, and genetic reprogramming and advanced robotics will help us transition predators away from consuming sentient beings. Perhaps they can be directed to consume artificially engineered non-conscious meat-animals that are periodically airdropped across large areas of the Canadian Arctic and Amazon Rainforest. Perhaps we can engineer meat-plants that protect their tasty insides from bacteria but can be torn open by tigers.