Consider this paragraph:
“Many sublimations concerning constructivist capitalism exist. In a sense, Sartre’s model of cultural postmaterialist theory suggests that the task of the reader is social comment, but only if reality is interchangeable with language; otherwise, Marx’s model of neosemioticist Marxism is one of “conceptual theory”, and hence a legal fiction.”
Now consider this paragraph:
“Many sublimations concerning constructivist capitalism don’t formally exist. In a sense, Sartre’s model of cultural postmaterialist theory suggests that the task of the reader isn’t social comment, but only if reality isn’t interchangeable with language; otherwise, Marx’s model of neosemioticist Marxism isn’t one of “conceptual theory”, and hence, is not a legal fiction.”
The first paragraph was taken from the Postmodernist Generator at http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/. The second paragraph, according to the rules of English grammar, should say the opposite of whatever the first paragraph said. However, the two still sound very similar- I doubt that most people could tell which one was the ‘original’ and which one was the negation.
Totally meaningless text may sound nice, but it doesn’t help you to concentrate your probability space or make testable predictions. Hence, the inverse of totally meaningless text should be more totally meaningless text; if you can’t tell the difference between a paper and its negation, it must be meaningless to you (which can be caused by personal ignorance, as well as actual meaninglessness). Producing a negation is far easier than producing a parody, and it should be equally effective. Downloading a postmodernist philosophy paper, negating all the statements, and then attempting to publish it is protected under fair use, if anyone here wants to try it.
